1. You shall worship no other dairy product but cheese.
2. You shall not make for yourself any meals without including cheese.
3. You shall not take the name of cheese in vain including using the term "cheesy" which implies bad.
4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy by resting from consuming all cheeses.
5. Honor your father and mother with regular gifts of Brie, Gouda and Havarti.
6. You shall not murder cheese by allowing it to mold in the refrigerator.
7. You shall not commit adultery by using cheese substitutes like Kraft slices or ungodly Cheese Whiz.
8. You shall not steal cheese. (which includes tender mozerella balls)
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor's cheese, even if it is stinky.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor's cheese even if it is holy Swiss.
"Remember, let he who is without cheese eat the first cracker and always love your neighbor just as you love your cheese." - by Ray Basile
The 'Ten Commandments of Cheese' were adapted from the real Ten Commandments
