In a what is being called a dramatic reversal of decades old
medical wisdom, the late Dr. Albert Rossum, Director at the
Institute for Postmortem Nutritional Studies, now recommends
an all-brain diet for the modern zombie on-the-go.
Rossum believes an all-brain diet is essential for today's
active zombie to maintain healthy nutrition. Rossum insists
that the accepted two servings of brains per day is no
longer adequate.
via Onion Radio News
