In a what is being called a dramatic reversal of decades old
medical wisdom, the late Dr. Albert Rossum, Director at the
Institute for Postmortem Nutritional Studies, now recommends
an all-brain diet for the modern zombie on-the-go.
Rossum believes an all-brain diet is essential for today's
active zombie to maintain healthy nutrition. Rossum insists
that the accepted two servings of brains per day is no
via Onion Radio News