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07/17/2011

Pre-Dead Dating for Undead Dummies

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Co-written with fill-in-the-blank winner Jeanne Destro via Facebook

 

"Dying To Meet You - A guide for Zombie dating" teaches zombies practical tips
for dating pre-dead women like:

1. How much to spend on a girl before you eat her brain.

2. Learning how to meet, but not eat.

3. Why a long lumbering walk on the beach is not a good first date.

4. The right time to have her parents for dinner.

5. Dating several pre-dead hotties at the same time.

 

Discover hundreds of other pre-dead dating tips for the modern undead man.

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alt com

This is quite funny, they're catching up on the resurrecting popularity of zombies (no pun intended). I think this would actually sell.

Posted by: alt com | 02/15/2012 at 06:03 PM

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