Co-written with fill-in-the-blank winner Jeanne Destro via Facebook
"Dying To Meet You - A guide for Zombie dating" teaches zombies practical tips
for dating pre-dead women like:
1. How much to spend on a girl before you eat her brain.
2. Learning how to meet, but not eat.
3. Why a long lumbering walk on the beach is not a good first date.
4. The right time to have her parents for dinner.
5. Dating several pre-dead hotties at the same time.
Discover hundreds of other pre-dead dating tips for the modern undead man.